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Are you home alone yet again on a Friday?
(Kodiak: "YES")
Are you such a loser that you hope that other guys on the internet lose their shirt at sports gambling?
(Kodiak: "I dont think I am, but others seem to think so.")
Are you such a pathetic scam artist that you use Little League Baseball in attempt to justify your scam business?
(Kodiak: "Hmmmmm")
Do you think you are special because you opened a scam business, when in reality anyone with half of a caveman brain could do the exact same thing as you, but they actually have morals and don't do such a thing?
(Kodiak: "I AM Special. I'm a TOUT. It takes skill to create an e-mail list, fudge a few plays, and hit 50%.")
Do you wax your carrot constantly while scoreboard watching, hoping that a fellow sports bettor loses his money?
(Kodiak: "Why....why, yes I do!")
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